When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.
Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.
by kawoookoo November 7, 2009
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"do you need some help with that?"
"No, I will do this off my own back",
"i think you mean ' my own BAT', and that was an unfortunate example of misconbobulation"
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