midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands

Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!

by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017

Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.

- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”

by Monghider July 2, 2020

mg midget

A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.

How that guy drives an MG Midget... he must have a lot of friends.

by Big Mac Jack November 22, 2019

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

6ft Midget

A 6ft Midget is someone who claims to be 6ft but is really 5’11, which makes him not tall as 6ft, making him a 6ft midget

Jayden: Hey guys how tall are you?
William: oh I’m 6’1
James: yeah I’m 6ft
Jayden: wait what, no you’re not
William: yeah you’re 5’11 you 6ft Midget
James: screw you guys:(
Jeffrey: yeah I’m 5ft

by JDNC777 August 19, 2022

Maniacal Midget

A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.

Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013

midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.

Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.

by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013