mermire

This is a creature that is a mermaid and a vampire.

Elivs: Hey, so where's that accent from?
Marygolightly: Romania
Elvis: Oh, are you from Transilvania; are you a vampire?
Marygolightly: No, I am from the seaside. I am a mermaid :))
Elvis: A mermire!

by marygolightly June 13, 2005

Memphis Barbie Q Grill

This is the smile of an otherwise flawless drag queen with visibly rotten teeth(meth mouth), sewer breath(decaying pig meat, bourbon, river water, semen). A mouth that shows a clear lack of any form of dental plan. It would most likely have the smoke from a Newport billowing from it that can be seen and smelled from miles away.

Gu, did you see that trannie with the auburn hair, Louis bag and fierce brow from last night?

The one that looked kinda like Beyonce?

Yeah! I went to tip her a dollar on her second number but when she showed too much of that Memphis Barbie Q Grill, I just kept my buck and walked away!….GURRL!!!

by Covergirl September 25, 2010

Memphis Margarita

The Memphis Margarita is a cocktail consisting Jack Daniels, Tequila and Coca Cola or other cola flavored Slurpee of Slushee. A must try for those who wish to get shit housed quickly and easily. Among other things it is delicious and covert for those drinking underage.

Dude 1:"Hey, did you hear what Sam did last night?"

Dude 2:"Yeah, apparently he got pulled over while drinking a Memphis Margarita and then beat the shit out of the cop."

Dude 1:"Damn, what a pro"

Dude 2:"Yeah, then he went home and passed out in his front yard"

by Mr. Guy 34 November 2, 2010

Merp Out

To pass out on the couch after a long day of drinking magnums of red wine.

I can't wait to get a magnum of Rex Goliath and merp out tonight.

by Silkyjohnson January 19, 2014

memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

Meriplained

When an American tries to explain to an English person that they aren't spelling English words correctly. First coined by author Tau Tia L Douglass.

Chad meriplained to Sally that there is no U in the word colour.

"You spelled it wrong" Brittney meriplained "No l didn't and it is spelt" Eric replied.

"It is realiZed not realiSed" Bill meriplained. "Sure, I am the one who is English but fine" Molly replied.

by BowRain October 25, 2020

merma

something that is really good. something that sounds great. venezuelan word for 'fucking great'

Que merma esta esa verga. mermatroniko.

by glyptic March 19, 2005