One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.
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when you're too poor to afford a/c or a nice fan and it's so hot that you gotta stay in the shower or tub all day long to cool off...
Guy: "babe...omfg...it's like 120 degrees outside and its hot as shit in here too...what should we do?"
Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"
Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"
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Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.
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