mexican unicorn

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!

Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.

by Locomotive November 30, 2014

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Mexican Pickup Truck

Intermediate-level variant of the Shocker. Ten in the front!

"The Minivan has got nothing on the Mexican Pickup Truck".

by dodzdaga May 8, 2014

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A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

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merica gang

used in canada. refers to a group of guys that are from the US but play hockey (usually jr a) in canada and are on the same team.

rick: “today’s game was crazy!”
reebs: “yeah i was really impressed by the merica gang.”

by rickymcschnicky October 24, 2019

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Mexican Photos

Usually, but not limited to, when a male kisses a pregnant woman's protruding stomach for a paternity photoshoot. Statistics show that most people who take these photos are Mexican, or more recently more varieties of Latino Countries.

Iro was kissing Maria's pregnant belly in the pregnancy photos, totally Mexican photos!

by Jairo 34 Leon January 7, 2021

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