silk merchant

A man who possesses extraordinary abilities to craft genius from the empty set.

"Hey Hamza did you see the game last night?"

"Yeah, Blackburn are a team of silk merchants"

by JLamps February 13, 2009

Dirt merchant

kind of like peice of shit

Brandon your such a Dirt merchant

by Nick March 21, 2005

Dirt-merchant

1)someone who is dirt poor
2)One who must sell dirt for a living (see: "Anson")

Anson you're such a DIRT-MERCHANT! You have anson friends

by Christof October 14, 2004

cum merchant

a person that peddles porn.

by beef hallion June 11, 2003

penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

dirt merchant

A person who is employed by the NAVY and disobeys direct orders and regulations. A dirt merchant may also intentionally not salute officers. Also a person who smells of cigarettes, copenhagen, booze, and strippers.

Cody is a real dirt merchant.

by LCPO of the Dirt Merchants June 6, 2009

Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.

"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008