Megan

Megans are always super fucking annoying people. Try to name a Megan that isn't, YOU CANT! They also l o v e to search their name up on Urban Dictionary and post the top definitions on their Snapchat stories.

I heard Megan contracted herpes after last night's party

by KingInky June 2, 2020

Megan

Absolute bitch who thinks she’s the shit and she’s not. Has a small weiner an humps anything with a pulse.

Megan’s just a cunt

by Shitheadddd November 5, 2018

Megan

Megan is funny, sweet, and kind. She is caring and supportive of you and is always there to listen.

When I need her Megan is always there.

Megan supports my decisions

Megan was there for me when I was sad.

by Hoes yall Hoes September 29, 2019

Megan

A white bitch who sucked her "best friends" boyfriends dick and tried to fuck him but her pussy roast beef.

Megan claims to be a virgin, but is the biggest hoe i know

by Postuphoe88 August 10, 2017

Megan

Slang term for psilocybin mushrooms.

I had the best trip of my life last night after i took some megans.

by Mushroom eater December 6, 2011

Megan

A girl that is very physically attractive and is one of the best friends a person could have. She is generally loved by everyone and it extremely funny, she makes most people smile when other fail trying. She is incredibly smart and cares about people in a way that others don't understand. She makes you realize everything that is good in life and is always there for you know matter what. A Megan is normally a somewhat shy person but once you get to know her she can be quite outgoing. She is cute, pretty, amazing, and all around wonderful.

Wow I bet my last dollar her names Megan

by ImTheBestThereIs October 18, 2011

Megan

A crazy ass homely ginger who is always finding negativity in any and every situation. Vulgar and violent and often enjoys cussing people out (even around children) at large events such as wine festivals. A true hot mess when it comes to relationships and keeping a man around. When broken up with she will stalk an ex-boyfriend to death and attempt to ruin his white picket fence relationship with his new hotter, younger, well-endowed girlfriend. Miserable, pathetic, and all around an evil bitch.

#1: OMG did you hear Megan tried to fight her ex's new girlfriend this weekend when everyone was just trying to have a good time?

#2: No way, why would she do that?

#1: Clearly because she's a jealous bitch and hates fun.

by Bull's Girl October 18, 2011