Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

Voltaire's Mechanized Army

Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.

Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.

Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.

Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.

Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!

When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.

by Almighty Bluebird March 16, 2008

Mechanical bull

You are riding a chick. Tell her you have AIDS. Hold on for dear life.

"I was doing the mechanical bull, so that explains the bruises."

by Hot Car1 September 27, 2005

mechanicville

The shittiest place you could ever live, typically inhabited by gross rednecks and potheads; many that will never leave and will spend there lives at the american legion and look forward to family day , the most important day of the year there.

Man in bar: where do you live?
Drunk lady: The Shittiest place in the world..
Man: Oh here in mechanicville!!!?

---true story

by btih July 10, 2007

mechanics grip

Holding a deck of cards in the palm of your hand with your thumb resting along one side of the deck, your forefinger on the top edge of the deck, and the rest of your fingers along the other side of the deck from your thumb. Often used to describe an aggressive or suspicious handle on an object.

I was suspicious of Nigel as with his experience, he's probably trying something with his mechanics grip.

by Erik Pederson July 6, 2006

mechanical energy

The energy associated with the motion and position of everyday objects

There are six main types of energy. They are mechanical energy, thermal energy, chemical energy, electrical energy, electromagnetic energy, and nuclear energy.

by kittykittymeowmeow November 1, 2013

Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

by Alie Rose August 22, 2009