squeeze a meatball

a notoriusly large/dangerous bowel movement.

Jerry had trouble flushing after he "squeezed a meatball" with extra cheeze.

by mvl September 11, 2003

Turkish Meatball

When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.

I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.

by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009

Mayonnaise Meatball

When you cum on your own sack and smack her in the face with it

"She asked me what specials I had today and I hit her with dat Mayonnaise Meatball"

by MichaelsPhelps February 18, 2017

Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017

cocaine meatball

Just another word for catnip. Especially catnip in ball form.

"Whiskers! Look what I got you!"
*waves cocaine meatball around to tease whiskers*
Inside Whiskers' mind: "Meow." (Ohmygoditsacocainemeatball).

by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

African Meatball Soup

African Meatball Soup is the act of pissing into a bowl and then putting monkey testicles in it, and then enjoying your delicious meal!

Hey there Unga Bunga, would you like some African Meatball Soup?

Why yes Ooga Booga, I would love some African Meatball Soup!

by The Monkey Fuckinator April 5, 2022

Chattanooga Meatball Calzone

When you shove your own testicles into your own anus.

Casey:Hey Jimmy have you ever seen a Chattanooga Meatball calzone?

Jimmy: No, what's that?

(Casey turns around with his testicles in his anus)

Jimmy:Wow that's impressive, but what's the Chattanooga Meatball Calzone?

by TheMadCrapper69420 May 12, 2022