MacLurker

That guy who, whenever you go on an online forum to seek help for a Microsoft issue, jumps in to tell you that Apple will solve your life problems.

All I wanted was help on why Word freezes up, and some MacLurker jumped in with, "Buy a Macbook Air, already!"

by Tico Mae July 18, 2019

maluhola

Maluhola is a person who is selfless and Respects others they also share what they have with others and all of it will come back to them. They would never cheat on a spouse and will always succeed In class.

Hey maluhola

Hey

Can you buy me something from the shop ?

Yeah sure

Thank you so much

by Gaybo369 November 10, 2019

malunky

malunky is a word used to describe if something is quite chunky

"his legs are probably chunky malunky as fuck"

by sumadilo March 30, 2020

Mahlunge

Someone who likes to play fortnite with nine year olds but denies doing it. A mahlunge jacks off to gay porn alone on his parents bed while thinking about his dad dominating him in bed.

Daddy mahlunge: hello son
Son mahlunge:*cums*
Daddy mahlunge: wtf

Son mahlunge: *gets embarrassed and runs to his room to watch anime*

by Elliott'smybitch April 22, 2020

malú

The girlfriend of an eduardo, is loved, cute, strong, she got a big legs, and ass is the best girl in the world and she's crazy

Malú, I love you

by Papiedualc October 8, 2020

malumasphere

The Malumasphere is a place where people, time and money, disappear without trace. The gravitational field so intense that no breathing Maluma fan can escape.

The Malumasphere has such a strong pull that I intend to enter for a minute and wind up spending the whole day there Malumaing.

by Malumaholic October 11, 2020

maulud

Triggy Atuk

maulud go brrrrrr

by nigeria President November 18, 2020