Jake Matis

A bald kid that jacks off and eats his own cum also see cum dumpster. this is allso called Matising it.he is also someone into really really really really big girls.

that guy just fucked that really really really fat chick then eat his own cum. he is totaly "Jake Matis" ing it

by staticx333 June 20, 2010

maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician

Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.

by TheMaskedOffender April 27, 2006

matossian

wolf man, hairy individual

that guy was so hairy, he must be a matossian

by anita man December 24, 2006

maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

norman no-mates

A individual with no friends. That guy you see sitting at the pub all alone trying to start start a conversation with whoever will give him some attention.

Hey Bro last I saw old Norman no-mates at the bud and he kept trying to charity chat every person who walked up to order a drink

by Rob* June 24, 2014

nigel no mates

Someone who has no friends.

Kiwi/NZ slang version of "Nigel No Friends"

nigel no friends

"Oh look, there's Nigel No Mates sitting by himself again"

by kiwi9016 May 31, 2018