mathews dream

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you

"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

Mathematical Wokeism

When ultra-MAGA Trumpublicans or white Christian nationalists are hell-bent to censor any math educator or publisher who dares to expose the whitewashing of math or math education throughout history, because allowing them to right any past mathematical wrongs or injustices committed by colonialists or imperialists would lay bare their selfish attempts to brainwash millions of children that the evolution of mathematical ideas is a white people’s contribution.

White supremacist or extremist math educators label mathematicians and math educators, who question the distorted or fake view of the history of mathematics, or who lecture about mathematical wokeism, as “mathematically toxic”—they’d be deprived of education funding for discussing that math is racist, or for condemning centuries-long white male privilege in academia.

by Fasters May 26, 2023

Mathieu

To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.

"Bro, did you hear what I just said? Classic!"

"You totally Mathieu'd that shit"

by Chrogan May 5, 2010

Mathieu

Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.

That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

mathers

(n.) A man who sleeps with a lot of women, i.e. gets a lot of pussy/beaver.
Named after Jerry Mathers, who played the lovable Beaver from 1957-63 on the hit show "Leave it to Beaver".

That Bill has a different chick every night. He's a real mathers!

by HelenHar January 30, 2007

Mathieu

A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.

Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"

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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"

by Brokenneck October 16, 2009