Mathurbation

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022

matious jajana

A guy who minds his own business and has a full beard some how at the age of fucking 13 so he’s lucky but he’s strong Lowkey

I know a guy named matious jajana that has a full beard

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Matsoukased

To violently rape your dog in a state college public park while wearing a mask and recording it.

Person 1: Did you hear about that dog that got matsoukased?
Person 2: yeah, that collie. Wasn't the perpetrator a CHE professor?

by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

Matsoukased

To violently rape a dog in a state college park while wearing a mask

That chemical engineering professor really matsoukased that collie

by Luludacollie June 19, 2023

mathuranath

Very smart, he seems mature for his age but loves to eat samosas and bonanas. Especially, the big long thick bananas. Overall a really good friend to talk to and hang out with :))

He loves Donkey Kong

Yo Mathuranath I got a bonana

Give that long, thick, juicy banana 😋

by kshsbkahabkska August 18, 2023

mathuranath

Very smart, he seems mature for his age but loves to eat samosas and bonanas. Especially, the big long thick bananas. Overall a really good friend to talk to and hang out with :))

He loves Donkey Kong

Yo Mathuranath I got a bonana

Give that long, thick, juicy banana 😋

by kshsbkahabkska August 18, 2023

mathulan

mathulan is a chimchah
u may be wondering what a chimchah is , its a bogie heheheh😂😂

you:omg theres something in my nose
someone:that must me a mathulan!!

by harasday August 18, 2023