Malthe

Malthe er really grim og gets ingen Ladies. He is lugting very badand has the smallest tissemand in the whole verden.

Sweet Person 1 : Wow he was so annoying

Cool Person 2: such a Malthe

by The Real Leonardo da vinci November 23, 2021

Filthy Martha Stuart

When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.

by Andrea Sandoval April 14, 2003

Steamy Martha

First you fuck a girl all night long. Then you wake up extra early and leave a rose in front of her face and a hot steamy pile of shit in back of her and then leave. When she wakes up at her normal time she will smell the sweet rose and roll over in ecstacy thinking about the night before only to find that she has just shoved her nose in a pile of stinky shit.

A Steamy Martha is a good way to let your girl know that it's over.

by Strange Famous July 26, 2004

Malthe

An ass.

Person 1: Nice Malthe!

by asadfasfdsmglerqkgjhreilgnele December 27, 2008

Martha

Martha: a beautiful, gorgeous girl with blonde hair. She can always make you smile even if you are sad.

If you’re a Martha you need a handsome boy called Cai

Martha is a gorgeous girl

by IffgamgghgfgCaigdjbedwards June 23, 2019

manthrax

derrogatory slang for semen.

Wait a minute... this isn't anthrax, it's MANTHRAX :O*********

by Nobuyuki September 18, 2004

Aunt Martha

A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.

My Aunt Martha just sent me a birthday card with a shiny new quarter inside of it.

by auntmarthafromtampa February 5, 2010