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Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.
"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"
by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025
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The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them
“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”
by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019
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Martha Stewart

The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.
Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare

Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?

Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?

M: No

F: Refleb 967?

M: No

F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart

M: Correct!
by Looney Tunes Trivia March 28, 2016
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xrhstos and martha

person 1: omg they make such a cute couple!
Person 2: i know right? They are like xrhstos and martha.
by lasdivina October 10, 2022
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martha

Martha is the kind of girl who loves her friends and will do anything to help them or make them feel better. She is the best friend you will ever have .she's sometimes or all the times overprotective and always have to know who you hate and love because if they break your heart she will find them and hunt them down. Just for you and her family. she is very kind and sensitive. so be gentle with her. Martha's are very beautiful and cute their smiles are the brightest thing to light your day. If you have her as your Gf you are the luckiest man or woman on earth .next time when you see her tell her how much you love her that will light up her mood. she always puts her family and her friends first and forgets about herself. she can be very mean to others if they bother her family or friends and can be a fucking bitch but soon sometimes she feels bad or sad about it. Martha can act weird and uncomfortable sometimes or all the time. Martha's are very smart but sometimes pretend to act dumb to cheer you up. Just to say they love snuggles and kisses.
You are so much like martha.
that girl is named Martha.
by bitchheretohelp September 26, 2021
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Fanfan und Martha

Ein wunderbares Paar. Werden für immer zusammen sein. Wunderschöne Kinder kriegen :)))
Ich wünschte ich wäre "Fanfan und Martha".
by FanfanMartha November 28, 2023
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Martha

A woman in any era other than the 70's who wears high waisted pants, swimwear, lingerie, etc.
I can't tell if she has a nice ass or not. It looks like a flat board from where her ass is suppose to be all the way to her shoulders. What a Martha.

That 20 inch zipper extending up the front side of this Martha over here sure makes her look like she has a gaping vagene.

That Martha over there looks like her neck and shoulders are riding on her legs.

She could have really nice abs and cute dimples on the small of her back, but we may never know because Martha prefers to wear her grandmas clothes.
by American Barbarians July 13, 2021
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