marion jones

Someone who screwed over other female sprinters who played by the rules who tried to get on the U. S. 2000 and 2004 Olympic teams by using the clear in an attempt to win five gold medals. She also holds Belizean citizenship and could very easily have attempted to win only one medal for Belize without needing to dope. She not only screwed over female American 100m and 200m sprinters and long jumpers who played by the rules, but also all of the other women on the U. S. 4X100m and 4X400m relays who also had to surrender their bronze and gold medals, respectively, none of them having juiced. After having lost all her money and endorsements and having committed check fraud, it is unclear how she will be able to get even a job at McDonald's handing out fries, since McDonald's sponsors the U. S. Olympic Team. Verb: To obtain by cheating large amounts of assets and prestige as an athlete, only to lose it all in a series of scandals and crime.

If I were either of Marion Jones' two sons, I would refuse to celebrate Mother's Day, given that everyone would know what Mom had done.

by terrible jogger January 12, 2009

Marison

A sweet beautiful, girl who is hyper 200% of the time! She’s the best friend who you can always rely on! She is the best person in the world and will always be down to be a crackhead with you.

Marison your the best

by Neva_draws_29 November 1, 2019

The Marionette

while two people are passed out drunk a third party makes the two aforementioned parties participate in sexual acts on each other.

I just marionette those two drunk people, i think they enjoyed the marionette

by master of puppets December 9, 2012

Marlon Blando

Bland or Boring. Can be used to describe mediocre or under-seasoned food, boring people, places or things.

Tom and Jenny liked the restuarant, but I thought the food was a little Marlon Blando -or- Jenny's boyfriend is really cute, but he's kind of Marlon Blando to talk to...

by Alexis Kanfer June 11, 2006

marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

Marjon

He is a guy,who has the most amazing smile and every girl wants him. He has the most sexiest body known to man kind. He is cute and dumb and looks like a baby. He is athletic and funny and he can make your day everyday.

Marjon is the best thing that has happened to me in the world.

by Panda unicorn 2998 January 18, 2018

Mansoni

The act of impregnating a girl without her knowing it, usually involving the cutting of holes in a condom.

Man I just pulled a Mansoni on that chick, she'll have a surprise in nine months!

Bam! Another Mansoni victim.

by KSpence April 30, 2009