by Moniquenuss February 07, 2009
a rolled blunt (using a wrap not tobacco) that is perfectly cylindrical so it looks like a warp pipe in a mario bros game.
Person A: Dude, I like really need to warp
Person B: I'll go get a white owl, roll a Mario Tube, and we'll go all the way to level 8!
Person B: I'll go get a white owl, roll a Mario Tube, and we'll go all the way to level 8!
by Zeak Harbors September 04, 2007
1. A term used to describe someone who is usual or known to kidnap children, no matter the ethnicity.
2. A very political person, even though usually wrong
2. A very political person, even though usually wrong
Person 1: man I love America, build the wall. I'm a Christian father and I love god
Person 2: man you're such a Mario Vincoli
Person 2: man you're such a Mario Vincoli
by Rodolfo Graziani April 04, 2022
Hey dude, wanna play some Mario Kart?
by F3rg1e21 October 09, 2018
Star player, owner, and Captain of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Started a group to buy the Pens out of bankrupcy. Won a gold medal for Canada in the Olympics.
by Scratch DJ June 10, 2004
Tool.
There are some that act like tools.
There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.
There are some that try way, way, too hard.
And then there is Mario Lopez.
There are some that have some qualities that may be tool-like.
There are some that try way, way, too hard.
And then there is Mario Lopez.
by WorkSux November 27, 2008
They look so gosh damn like the same person, I say to them "You want ice cream cone?" Bof of them say yes! how in the hell?
by Schiggidy Schiggidy Shwa? March 04, 2004