macleay

a bff that evry one needs

whos your bff

:macleay

by Ellis:yesimagirl September 29, 2020

Marc00

Marco is the difinition of a massive shlong

you have a massive marc00

by Penutbutteronmyballs January 19, 2022

Marc Dan

A temperamental boy who thinks he's hulk and always needs a haircut.

Beware Marc Dan, Sille has an extra pencil

by I LOVE MARC DAN June 16, 2022

morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

pulling a marc

When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.

person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..

15 mins later....

person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)

did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..

person 2: (enter's marc's room)

why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night

(marc wakes up)

marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants

drew: dude, call me person 2

by kizzle420 May 21, 2010

polishing the marble

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.

Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.

by Fotis_M July 20, 2011

marble fudge

marble fudge is the outcome of one's being rammed in the ass and then shitting out the cum/shit in a marble-like swirled pattern.

"Sarah, you are good for nothing! You're about as useful as a bum's marble fudge!!"


(Sarah cries)

by christian owens January 20, 2009