Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
by Big A#1 April 11, 2011
Get the Marc Andre Fleurymug. This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
by kubla85 May 30, 2009
Get the Marc Summers Rug Burnmug. From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
Get the Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddessmug. by Bien Macabro November 22, 2021
Get the Marcmug. Marc is an kepper, he has the biggest dick and is the attractivst. Marc is like a greek god, ripped asf and can steal anybody girl and your Mom.
by Marc's dicksucker 69 November 21, 2021
Get the Marcmug. He’s most likely a 6.4” German with blonde hair and blue/green eyes.
He has a 8inch dick and can last all night.
He’s the perfect drinking buddy who can be sensitive at times. If you have a Marc as a friend keep him he’s gonna brighten up your life.
He has a 8inch dick and can last all night.
He’s the perfect drinking buddy who can be sensitive at times. If you have a Marc as a friend keep him he’s gonna brighten up your life.
by Why1so2serious November 24, 2021
Get the Marcmug. A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":
"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."
Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."
Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
Get the Marc's First Lawmug.