Love Mayonnaise

Semen.

I filled her kebab with my love mayonnaise

by Paul Bumcheeks July 24, 2003

mayonna

Mayonna is an outgoing person she never gives up and is very honest with people and smart and talented and keeps going and never gives up

Mayonna is very smart

by Mr.peebody March 27, 2017

San Mantonio

An affectionate term for the gay scene in San Antonio, Texas. Gay guys from Austin will often make San Mantonio their home destination on Grindr to help meet potential partners.

Score, dude, I've got a date tonight! Gonna drive down I-35 and spend an evening in San Mantonio, you know what I mean!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Mannon

Beautiful, intelligent woman, no man should live without. She has the "it" factor.

That girl is gonna be like Mannon someday.

by Adminthefuckery December 19, 2016

Manjon

Sanskrit word used to describe one who exhibits odd, but humorous sexual behavior. Those caught masturbating and those with unusual sexual fetishes were often deemed "manjon", and were made the laughingstock of the village.

I caught Jonathon masturbating into one of my socks the other day. He is such a manjon.

by mahalobrah May 28, 2010

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher

(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

mantong

When you get too emotional or attached to a specific game,
when loosing the game would result in loosing any sense of self control.

Bermula dengan man nak penampaq muiz sebab dier sepak hub..

Man:"Kiimaak,ko buat lagi sekali aku penampar muka kau"

Muiz:buat muka sedih :(

Amar:"Pehal ko nih?Main game pun nak mantong sangat ker?
Aku getah kang sat lagi!"

by ImaHappyKlown November 3, 2007