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manatee

Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
by jd;ldbf January 23, 2011
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anger management

When a person manages to stay angry throughout their life- no matter which direction it is taking
No matter how her life is going, she is always pissed off! She's a case of anger management, if I've ever heard one.....
by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005
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Manbearnig

The mutant offspring of "Manbearpig", Manbearnig is half man, half bear, half nigger. Manbearnig is allegedly notorious for knocking up naive underage women and refusing to pay child support.
Al Gore was so preoccupied with stopping Manbearpig, he totally forgot about his bastard child, Manbearnig...
by Tom Mauer December 9, 2008
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management

A major that, as a condition for acceptance, requires the applicant to be unskilled in any area of recognized professional expertise.
My dad didn't want to do any work, so he majored in management. It's company-sponsed welfare.
by Blake Martin January 21, 2004
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Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.
Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.
by Kelly January 5, 2004
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manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)
You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.
by haMMiE February 4, 2004
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Game Manager

A quarterback in NFL football who is the best of the worst, or maybe the worst of the best. Whichever way you cut it, they cannot do anything spectacular whatsoever, but instead of being called shit and being grouped in with the rest of the turdbunch are given the much more friendly term of "game manager". They are the cream of the poopy crop. Game Managers do everything in their power to not shit the bed for their team that is usually winning in spite of them. They're shit.
In 2010 one might have called Mark Sanchez a Game Manager, in 2012 however it's pretty obvious he's not even that; he's just shit.
by Not Rex Ryan January 15, 2013
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