mallologist

Noun mall - ol - o - gist
Someone who is a connoisseur in the study of malls.
A person or machine who catalogs mall history.
A person or machine who studies mall history.

future generations will be able to scrutinizes the history of great malls thanks to the contribution of modern day mallologists.

by massiveExperiment June 15, 2021

Mallory

Someone so incredible that you can't even handle it. She's probably and absolute idiot, but people love her. She's super funny. She absolutely loves Taylor Swift. If you dated her before, why tf did you let her go? Go back to her and BEG cause you're not gonna find anyone that is more caring. She's also gorgeous and has an awesome faith in the Lord. Def keep her around forever.

Boy 1: You wanna fight over Mallory?
Boy 2: Bring it on, sissy.

by Ur mom's bestie😍 October 1, 2023

ASS MALLOW

(ass-mallow) A girl with a curvy, big, round ass that seems to get the crowds attention. Every time a girl that has an ass mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow ass! - And all you wanna do is eat dat thang!

(girl walks past a crowd)

All their mouths water with excitement wanting that ass mallow.

by CAPS July 16, 2016

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

will mallory

The dumb jock, biggest dick in the school, thinks he's better or above the rest.

Dude, James is being a Will Mallory today...

by will mallory April 20, 2017

Marshing Mallow

When you cum in the shower and marsh it down the drain.

My roommate needed to take a shower so obviously "Marshing Mallow" was the only way to go.

by Mrlightningfast July 12, 2018

Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

by Foodcritic August 7, 2018