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to travel on mayonaise

1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.
1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"
by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006
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Love Mayonnaise

A synonym of semen, commonly that of unusually thick or white consistency.
Dude, I fucking shot my love mayonnaise all over that milf's hot pussyand tits, and then her hot 19 year old daughter licked it off for her.
by Vulgaris September 21, 2005
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Leftover Mayonnaise

When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.
Male: Mmm...
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!
by Ambrosino January 17, 2009
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chicken mayo (mayonaisse)

point of origin unknown! Is a new phrase used to describe ones attire and general style. They think they are original but in reality by trying to be different they actually fail! Comes fomr people who think chicken mayo is an individual filling of sandwich.
Bob's hair is so chicken mayo
Fanny thinks that she is so individual but actually she is a complete chicken mayo!
by Billy Bob December 4, 2004
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mayonaise

man there is
mayonaise a lot of people in this bar.
by DickTickler August 14, 2010
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Sausages and mayonnaise ?

Another way to ask a friends oppinion on whether they would sleep with a specific person. The act of being so overwhelmed by the beauty of another person you have the urge to masturbate and ejaculate on their feaces.
Hey man, check that girl out...sausages and mayonnaise ?
So dude what about Rihanna...sausages and mayonnaise ?
by Kendrick CalMan dbn January 13, 2013
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Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.
Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!
by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006
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