mainframe

What stupid people think computers are made of.

Wow, you build computers? You mean you build the mainframe and everything?

My computer doesn't work, I think there's something wrong with the mainframe.

by bomber991 December 25, 2008

Seattle Mariners

My favorite team in the MLB. Yet they are by far the stupidest. They have had the greats of baseball. Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Alex Rodriguez, Alvin Davis, John Olerud, Bret Boone, Harold Reynolds, Jim Presley, Mike Blowers, Dan Wilson, Edgar Martinez, Carlos Guillen, Jay Buhner, Julio Cruz, Mark Langston, Gaylord Perry, Jamie Moyer, Floyd Bannister, Kaz Sazaki, Bill Caudill, Mike Schooler, and Edwin Nunez. All of these players were all greats of their time, but could never put together a championship run. This '08 season was supposed to be great with a possible run at a championship but at the all star break, the mariners are 21 games below .500. Great team to root for if you are from the northwest, because there are no other teams around. But if you are from anywhere else in the US, you want nothing to do with the mariners.

1-Who's your favorite team?
2-Probably the Seattle Mariners.
3-The Mariners? Wow, you must be from the NW.
1-Oh ya i know. I need a new team.
2-Didn't the Mariners just release Richie Sexson and are talking about trading Ichiro?
1-I have no comment to that.
3-Of course you don't.

by LnknPrk.FFghtrs August 11, 2008

niggle miner

person who hates black people

Brett: Jeff you're an asshole why did you smear your shit on that black lady's coat?

Jeff: Cause ima niggle miner!

by Sur September 4, 2007

maiter

A bi, gay or experimenting man's male mistress equivalent.

Derived from man and waiter.

My husband claimed he was staying late at the office, but really he was having sex with his maiter.

My maiter asked me if I wanted to order a cock to go with my tossed salad.

by brado creamed corn August 17, 2012

melon miner

An offensive term used to describe black people of African-American origins, due to their apparent love of watermelons.

Person 1: "Go back to your cotton field and pick!"

Person 2: "Shut up, Melon Miner."

by porchmonkey101 November 23, 2010

Copper Miner

Someone who watches porn while pooping.

Last night at the air bnb a copper miner kept me up all night.

by CopperMiner May 17, 2021

maineiac

A native-born resident of the State of Maine.

Maineiacs live in in Maine and were born in Maine, preferably of Maineiac parents. There is an old saying, "If a cat had kittens in the oven, you wouldn't call them biscuits." Others are known as being from away, or worse, as summer complaints.

by Wicked Shahup June 7, 2007