mactard

An Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are 'better' than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation.

User 1> Does anyone know why my P4 is having heat issues when I use (program)?
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you're PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn't a mactard?

by DJ Bitterbarn July 18, 2005

master of puppets

Metallica album released in March of 1986. Last album recorded with Cliff Burton, who passed away in a bus accident while on tour in October of that year.
Track list:
"Battery"
"Master of Puppets"
"The Thing That Should Not Be"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"
"Disposable Heroes"
"Leper Messiah"
"Orion (Instrumental)"
"Damage, Inc."

Master of Puppets is known to be the best Metallica album of all time.

"Dude, Master of Puppets was the BEST Metallica album ever! Rest in peace, Cliff Burton!"

by Miss Metallica 2005 February 3, 2005

Master Chief that Ho

This occurs when you take a small ball i.e. tennis ball, baseball, etc. and then you knut all over it, effectively creating a sticky plasma grenade. then you throw it at a bitch

The bitch wasn't putting out so i decided to master chief that ho with my tennis ball

by McLovin1174 January 16, 2008

mastacating

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

milk master

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time

This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.

by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014

Hook Master

Hook Master = Master of "Hook Wrestling" (or Hook Fighting) aka "Catch Wrestling", usually known today as "Submission Wrestling". In its purest form, Submission Wrestling has NO points, NO rounds and NO time limits. Two grapplers wrestle until one "gives up" or "submits", either voluntarily, or by knock out (eg, passing out from a choke hold).

Hook/Catch/Submission WRESTLING or GRAPPLING uses NO strikes whatsoever, but Hook/Catch/Submission FIGHTING does (puncing, kicking, knees, elbows, headbutts).

Replaces outdated "hooker", which, since the civil war came to mean "prostitute". See HOOKER.

Mr. Goven is a Hook Master. Start a fight with him and you will likely end up unconscious!

by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 10, 2006

Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.

The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !

by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009