ouch my balls hurt

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.

Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out

by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

Dissolve my Balls

When ya homie hits the spot just right

"Dissolve the Balls"

Bro 1: Hey man my back itches, can you Dissolve my Balls?
Bro 2: I gotchu man

by Nerd404 October 9, 2021

bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

spongebob my balls are stuck

a random meme i found

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck

by your left nut sack February 14, 2022

lick my balls

the act of licking balls

Person 1: my pussy stinks
Person 2: lick my balls

by coollesbian8282682 September 14, 2022

Pickle My Balls

A really cool way to say pickle ball. Primarily used by Puerto Ricans.

WG After work I'm gonna go pickle my balls with my friends.

S: That's a really weird way to say pickle ball, but I'm down.

by SLopezC July 17, 2023

hair on my ballsack

A phrase denoting a sporadic and spontaneous lifestyle.
On a random whim.

I live life by the hair on my ballsack.

by ScarletJoHanShawn June 8, 2021