Nouveau Mullet

A term of reference used by the already muletted to describe people who had the audacity to grow a mullet by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.

One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more mullet than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional mulleted.

"This here waffle house is full of nouveau mullet!"

by John Zorn February 12, 2009

Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death

Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea

by Toby.H May 4, 2017

southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.

Lick my southern mullet.

by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003

mullet hunter

one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.

at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

pooch mullet

When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.

Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.

by TrE999999999 April 28, 2011

Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.

Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.

by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016