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Moldovan Special

When a person uses leaves and gravel to wipe their anus clean, resulting in rectal bleeding.
Nick: "Man I really gave myself a moldovan special when I was camping last weekend."

Toman: "Really? How badly did your rectum bleed?"

Nick: "Profusely."
by Eric Lowenberg November 16, 2007
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Molded

(verb) a term used by fraternity boys to change someones character or persona during pledging
"yoooo that potential named is such a herb dude don't give him a bid to pledge"

"he is a herb but he can be molded"
by tommygeogs February 17, 2013
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Moldilocks

A chick on her rag, sometimes smells like a bear in heat.
Moldilocks ain't sleeping in my bed or eating my porridge.
by clm7870 May 7, 2004
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Moldywarts

funny name that you can call Voldemort.
Voldemort: I will kill you Harry Potter
Harry: Oh shut up moldywarts.
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Moldovan

the last name of some romanian kids that live in southeast MI
hey, you know Dan Moldovan?
by not available December 13, 2004
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mouldy cockness

the worst! usually a descriptive word used when extremely drunk. pure minging! originated from an ancient phillosopher Dorcus the great. the term 'mouldy cockness'is usually said after the word 'pure.' see example.
a bouncer chucking u out of the club for swearing, thats pure mouldy cockness!!
by Sam and Ruthi December 15, 2006
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hot mold

undercover name for the biggest pasty, white boy named Scott Gold
Hey look its hot mold!

(Everyone walks away)
by Zach Snyder December 17, 2004
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