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Moisture Pig

A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.

A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.

A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.

That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
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Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.
Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
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Gas Moisture

Residue of fart - A slipperiness between the butt cheeks caused by poo particles and moisture released from a fart.. Fermenting Gas moisture is thought to be the cause of Butt Cheese or Honey Butt.
I've been fartin so much I have gas moisture - I need to pop to the toilet to check, I'm sure the residue of all my farts will be brown.
or
This Mexican food has given me gas moisture (morning after, wipe check)
by nick packer October 10, 2007
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Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)
by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009
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Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.
"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."
by BekVicious December 18, 2009
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Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"
by No§ March 23, 2010
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ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.
When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.
by tedomega July 7, 2010
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