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Monica Lewinsky

college student, only 21 and not too bright, who probably just caved in to powerful-old-man pressure. because rich old men, especially politicians, will do *anything* to get a lube job! do a washington internship yourself, if you don't believe me. it takes some intelligence to get OUT of sleeping with them... and your average college student is neither morally opposed nor wise in the ways of the world.

by the time they're 35, most people forget about the stupid things they did at this age. i know i will, and i wish poor m.l. could too!
read samuel richardon's novel Pamela to see what Monica Lewinsky would have had to do to avoid this situation.
by i'm ju5t 5aying... December 28, 2005
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Monica Degree

Monica Degree - when someone gets a degree by blowing professors.
Judy has an MA in Communications, but it’s a Monica Degree.
by al gee January 13, 2008
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Monica Vargas

Monica Vargas is Christopher Alexander Vargas' Mother. She is a Mexican Transvestite.
Monica Vargas got her penis sucked by her son
by Nigger In A Bear Suit May 13, 2013
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Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.
George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".
by Herodotus July 28, 2008
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monica hwang

She loves to eat and only thinks about food and dicks. (BIG ASIAN ONES) Although she is bad at studying, she can be fun to annoy and to see her fatness as she shoves the food all in her big ass mouth (hinting at dicks.)
OH MY GOD, you're such a MONICA HWANG!
by Taeeeees September 1, 2016
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Monica Davis

by I am Father June 2, 2018
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Monica Lewinsky

The most famous person that got famous because of sucking Bill Clinton's d.
Monica Lewinsky shouldn't be famous.
by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 23, 2020
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