The Hang over monday which sees many males and often females skipping work to recieve a hair of the dog, curer from their weekend of binge drinking in the nearest watering hole.
On entering the pub: "We see we have a new addition to the monday club"
"Bob is often a monday club member"
"Bob is often a monday club member"
by wilbo baggins October 29, 2006
Get the monday club mug.A very lovely Zambian goddess. Monde is like a pineapple, a bit prickly on the outside, but deliciously sweet on the inside.
She is basically the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
Loves singing along to random songs on her iPad and for saying "It's my birthday!" all year long.
She is basically the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
Loves singing along to random songs on her iPad and for saying "It's my birthday!" all year long.
Guy 1: Do you know Monde?
Guy 2: Yeah man she's so fabulous, she mst be from Paris! If she were single, I'd totally tap that!
Guy 2: Yeah man she's so fabulous, she mst be from Paris! If she were single, I'd totally tap that!
by Oluwakemikim July 14, 2010
Get the Monde mug.Related Words
Mondays
• Mondo
• Mondo Owada
• Monday left me broken
• mond
• mondá
• mondegreen
• mondo duke
• mondayitis
• Monde
by XCrystalXyourmomX June 30, 2009
Get the suicide Mondays mug.The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.
by duffball October 22, 2009
Get the mondayitis mug.A misheard song lyric or occasionally other utterance. The funnier the better. Originated when the seventeenth century ballad "The Bonnie Earl of Moray" was misheard; "they have slain the Earl of Moray/ and laid him on the green", became "They have slain the Earl of Moray/ And Lady Mondegreen".
Examples of mondegreens:
The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind. (After Bob Dylan).
They've all come to look for a miracle. (from "America", by Paul Simon.)
Jumbled shack flash is a gas, gas, gas. (Rolling Stones.)
Lock the cash box, lock the cash box. (The Clash, "Rock the Casbah".)
Olive, the other reindeer. ("Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer".)
There's a bathroom on the right. (Originally "there's a bad moon on the rise", from "Bad Moon Rising" by Credence Clearwater Revival.)
The girl with colitis goes by. (The Beatles.)
Jose, can you see? ("The Star-Spangled Banner".)
Blessed art thou, a monk swimming. (Catholic prayer "Hail Mary".)
The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind. (After Bob Dylan).
They've all come to look for a miracle. (from "America", by Paul Simon.)
Jumbled shack flash is a gas, gas, gas. (Rolling Stones.)
Lock the cash box, lock the cash box. (The Clash, "Rock the Casbah".)
Olive, the other reindeer. ("Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer".)
There's a bathroom on the right. (Originally "there's a bad moon on the rise", from "Bad Moon Rising" by Credence Clearwater Revival.)
The girl with colitis goes by. (The Beatles.)
Jose, can you see? ("The Star-Spangled Banner".)
Blessed art thou, a monk swimming. (Catholic prayer "Hail Mary".)
by Fearman November 19, 2007
Get the mondegreen mug.
symptoms of a useless or horrible Monday morning after returning from the weekend, used in the movie Office Space
by alpine January 25, 2004
Get the case of the monday's mug.