Two Minute Noodle

A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.

Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.

by principessash August 26, 2009

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in a minute

ghetto way of saying in a long time

Tyrone: What's good Darius?
Darius: What up cuuuuh. I ain't seen you in a minute.
Tyrone's IQ went down after hearing that and got autism.

by Dasanigga March 29, 2015

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Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011

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New York Minute

An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.

When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.

by James December 8, 2003

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mile a minute

1. acting rapidly in a highly agitated way

2. 60 miles per hour

Stop talking a mile a minute and calm down.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

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for a minute

A time span implying a very long time

Damn, Marquis...You ain't hit dat dipper for a minute...Pass dat shit over dis way!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

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5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

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