slick minute

Similar to other phrases such as "hot minute" and "fat minute" meaning a long period of time

I haven't hung out with Lauren in a slick minute

by Tm99tm June 6, 2017

Minute maid

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship

"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia

"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor

by O'Connor my G February 20, 2018

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

by Uberminute January 11, 2017

MS Minute

The widely variable and inaccurate amount of time is takes for something happen. Often used as a way to pad your time at work or a poor attempt to explain why something is taking so long because you don't understand what is really happening.

Steve: Jen, why is this terminated user still able to receive E-mail?
Jen: I already deleted the users mailbox, it might take a MS Minute.
Steve: (wonders to himself) Well it seems like you don't know what you are doing because I see your failed PowerShell command.

by ReallyTiredOfThisShit July 9, 2021

Little minute

789million minutes

AS: Come on then cuddle me a little minute
MK: How longs that then?
AS: 789 million minutes obviously

by Pepsmach July 4, 2018

Minute Maid

1 A major beverage product line.
2 A male partner whom ejaculates within a minute of beginning sexual intercourse.

That guy is such a Minute Maid.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

milk minute

Waiting for what should be a minute but takes an indeterminate long time.

he will be back in a milk minute.

by cutefirework March 9, 2022