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Dick milker

When Anton is too scared to have an opinion and dick milks another person's opinions and feelings in fear
"I dont want to play this game, what if "other person" thinks its bad"
"Anton, dont be such a dick milker"
by HmmmLibrary February 28, 2020
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Sheep milker

A tradesmen who charges exorbitant prices in primarily affluent areas.
"That sheep milker wants $450 to fix the furnace! it's a $16 part that takes 5 minutes to replace..."
by Shizzle rizzzle October 13, 2020
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Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022
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Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies
by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022
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Banana Milker

You take one look at Susan over there, and know that b**** is a professional Banana Milker
by Letsgetitonbois21 April 26, 2022
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PP Milker Man

A creature stemming from the depths of your toilet system, injects a numbing substance into your penis, and milks your penis for urine and sperm. Avoids women directly.
The PP Milker Man milked my penis yesterday, I saw him!
Gross!
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 22, 2022
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Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022
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