The LDM (Long Distance Mistake) occurs when you see a pretty woman approaching and coming closer to you. The nearer/closer she gets, the more you see her and all the details of her body, face etc.
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
When you realize then that she is not that pretty as you thought before, you have been mistaken about her beauty seen from far away (long distance).
"Bro, look at that nice girl over there, such a beautiful woman!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
"True, let's getting her closer to us, to see more of her..."
"Nah man, she's not that hot, that was a LDM (Long Distance Mistake)!"
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Tamika: Just a boy who wanted a sip of my milkshake.
Tamika: Just a boy who wanted a sip of my milkshake.
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a popular song based on the term milkshake refering to how hot this females body is and how she carries it which causes the males to seak her out making the other females envy her
ex. lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
by Boomboomgal July 25, 2004
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Get the milkshake mug.a weasel-y, thought-terminating phrase that is supposed to lend gravitas to a weak position in an argument. Used by doomsayers and the overly dramatic.
"Make no mistake, if you are not home by 11, you'll be grounded for a week!"
(in a hissed whisper) "Mom, you drama queen, you're embarrassing me in front of Brandon."
(in a hissed whisper) "Mom, you drama queen, you're embarrassing me in front of Brandon."
by StSean December 1, 2010
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1. "Dude, I got Susan to give me a Russian Milkshake last night! Best night ever!"
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
2. "Betty gave Russian Milkshakes to like five guys last night, what a skank. And you wouldn't believe how much milk I had to clean up!"
3. I had to cancel my colonoscopy because Sarah Russian Milkshaked me so hard last night.
by CreativeSex69 March 22, 2011
Get the Russian Milkshake mug.The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".
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