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Asian Lives Matter

Yes, they do. Delaina Ashley Yaun, Paul Andre Michels, Xiaojie Yan, Daoyou Feng, Julie Park, and Park Hyeon Jeong died because they were asian. It’s not right, we need to stand up for it ASAP.
We need to stop hate now. Asian lives matter.
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Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
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does size matter

boy: does size matter?
girl: yes very much
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Femboys Matter

People should know that Femboys Matter, because we just like girly things, and we are the same race of people: Human.
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Femboys Matter

The world needs to realize that femboys matter, because we are the same race of people: Human.
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Femboys Matter

A social movement created in 2020 to help boys and men express themselves more.
John just got beat up by a bunch of thugs for wearing a dress. Femboys Matter.
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Black Wives Matter

A movement recognizing all the good and under appreciated moves black women make to better their family and community.
Kinesha Jackson: Gurl did you hear Deondre broke ass locked up again and Sharnice picked up a second job to feed the kids

Trimeeka Page: Wowwww that don’t surprise me, she be just fine working those two jobs on top of volunteering at the church she don’t need his punk ass no way. This why we out here Black Wives Matter

Kinesha Jackson: I know that’s right
by Lakewood303 July 3, 2020
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