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Massachusetts

RUN AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020
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Massachusetts

Massachusetts, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is the 2nd largest state in New England by size and 44th in the country. It is home to both the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. It has several beautiful cities such as Boston, Springfield, Chicopee, and Worcester. It's official nickname is the bay state do to it's main bay, Cape Cod. It was one of the original thirteen colonies and was the 6th state to join the union in 1788. It was the 1st state to abolish slavery in 1783, followed by Connecticut the very next year in 1784. Statistically it is the smartest state in the United States. Maine used to be a part of Massachusetts but was released as a independent state in 1820. Although it saw no action during the civil war, it supplied the union with weapons, food, ammunition, and men. Massachusetts gets all four seasons, which means hot Summers and cold Winters. Basketball was invented in Springfield
Person 1: Oh you live in Massachusetts.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.
by Arson_frog October 17, 2021
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Massachusetts Skinner

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s red sunburn then waits until it dries before peeling it off and eating it.
Last Friday night I gave her the Massachusetts Skinner
by Clunkydih333 July 10, 2025
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Walpole, Massachusetts

This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.
Oh damn have you been to Walpole, Massachusetts?
by Failure.cos February 9, 2022
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