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Self-masturbator

This word has two definitions

1. Someone who masturbates to themselves
2. Someone who masturbates to porn they drew themselves
Admit you’re a self-masturbator already.
by Sp33D King December 24, 2025
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The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 2, 2022
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The Fisher Masturbator

An Urban Legend from colonial Southbend, Indiana about a Fisher man attending Fisher Town Hall meetings and parlor events to masturbate in public spaces. The townspeople banished him for ejaculating in the town’s lake. Legend has it, it you look too deeply into St. Joe’s river, the Fisher man stares back.
Frank: Do you that Greek story about that dude that fell in a lake or something?
Fred: Yeah, The Fisher Masturbator?
by L*na August 2, 2022
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Maskdebator

People who endlessly argue either way as to whether you should wear a mask to prevent covid-19 transmission.
Those two maskdebators on Facebook argue all the time about face masks!!
by Johnny Fab July 29, 2020
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masterbatorinator

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator
by craig4120p April 8, 2022
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Masturgator

An alligator pet that lives on your private island villa. Usually, you make fun of him with your imaginary friends... Who is lonely!? Definitely not me!...
Hey, look at that masturgator! Minds his little looser business!
This pouch? It's a treats bag for my masturgator.
No way your masturgator wears a cylinder hat!
by Babilunga January 23, 2023
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Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.
God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?
by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023
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