Lisa Kwon

One who is smart and charming when docile but prone to irrationality when irritated angered.

You had a great point until you Lisa Kwon'd out.

by Diablo2003 November 6, 2010

Mono Lisa

A painting of the Mona Lisa which is soo hot

aart: done painting the mona lisa, but hotter
leo: ayo thats not a mona lisa thats a mono lisa
mark: leo's right. could you give that mono lisa a body, a torso, a vagina...
aart: umm, okay? lemme guess with a hole?
mark: mmm, that would be perfect for fucking

by sir moron da great April 5, 2021

Lisa Nightingale

16 year old Snapchat model. Everyone thinks she is gorgeous. She dated Jacob Sartorius in the past.

Have you seen Lisa Nightingale’s story? She’s so stunning.

by wjohntucker December 20, 2018

lisa chant

Lisa chant is an amazing person who is good at everything. All it's love her and all girls want to be like her. Everyone wishes they could be around her all the time because she is the definition of perfect. She is amazingly beautiful and is really loud and confident a trait only special people have. You should cry because your not her.

Lisa chant is Amazing,beautiful,lovely,perfect ,loud,sexy, tall

by Flecks kris November 15, 2013

lisa nowak

the posterchild for cutting nasa funding. a deranged astronaut who attempted to assault (perhaps even kidnap) another women who she suspected was involved with her "lover". however, the problem was that nowak was already married (for 19 years) and that she wasn't actually in any type of relationship beyond friendship with the guy involved. nowak claims she just wanted to talk with the other chick, but ended up spraying her with mace when the other woman didn't comply. the cops found a knife and a mallet in her car, and they are now trying to charge her w/ attempted murder (which will be tough to prove). most people are trashing this story and making fun of nowak for driving 900 miles from houston to orlando to approach this woman, traveling nonstop and wearing diapers so her bladder didn't slow her down.

lisa nowak must have become delusional after her space voygae.

by Tit For Twat February 8, 2007

Lisa Trevor

A character in the Nintendo Gamecube renake of Resident Evil 1. She was the daughter of the architect who designed Spencer Mansion, George Trevor. In 1967, at the age of fourteen, she and her mother Jessica were invited to stay overnight at the mansion and were kidnapped by the Umbrella Co. and used as viral test subjects. Soon after, Lisa mutated into a senseless monster and ripped her mother's face off after she killed her and wore it on her back. In 1988 Umbrella reseacher William Birkin extracted the G-Virus from her body. Ten years later, members of the S.T.A.R.S. team investigated the Spencer Mansion. They often confronted her as she wandered around the mansion, looking for her dead mother. During the third confrontation, she is at the altar her mother is entombed in and attacks Jill and Barry. After they open her mother's coffin, she holds her mother's skull. Walks toward the edge, screams MOTHER!, and jumps off into a pit, killing herself. She is a tragic victim to the Umbrella Corporation.

Lisa Trevor would rip women's faces off in pursuit of her mother.

by kyem2010 October 23, 2005

Lisa Simpson

Too smart for her own good

Lisa Simpson, your test score was 187%, and the max was 100%.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020