"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"
by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008
Get the Lettuce Pistolmug. oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.
by BroccoliRob September 6, 2008
Get the grumpy lettucemug. Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips
by Hurman January 5, 2008
Get the chode lettucemug. by Angel_guryl08 October 12, 2006
Get the mexican lettucemug. by p-trickster July 30, 2012
Get the chopping the lettucemug. by ladybum March 21, 2007
Get the to lick the lettucemug. The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay
Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"
by MCMXCV February 1, 2008
Get the lady lettucemug.