Nixon Lettuce

Marijuana

John: Hey, do you want to go partake in some Nixon Lettuce?

Joe: Nixon Lettuce?

John: Yes, Nixon Lettuce; you know, pot.

by Rummy420 May 11, 2010

grumpy lettuce

oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.

I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.

by BroccoliRob July 11, 2006

chode lettuce

Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips

Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!

by Hurman December 13, 2007

mexican lettuce

A word that some ppl think is cool to use for marijuana (aka weed, blunts, doobies, etc...)

"Hey give me a hit of that mexican lettuce"

by Angel_guryl08 October 12, 2006

chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk

I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce

by p-trickster July 31, 2012

to lick the lettuce

to lick a ladies bits. giving oral sex to a woman

Girl 1: Are you straight?

Girl 2: No, I prefer to lick the lettuce

by ladybum March 19, 2007

lady lettuce

The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay

Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"

by MCMXCV February 01, 2008