Landonism

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people with the name Landon.

A: “I fully pledge myself to Landonism”
B: “You hate Landon? Me too!”
C: “OMG I do too! Let’s make it a religion!”

by riyacq October 31, 2022

Landon School

Landon School is a private, all-boys school in Maryland. The students divide their time between a wide array of academic classes and sports. With a heavier emphasis on athletics than many other schools in the area, it provides a place for those who seek varying levels of educational difficulty alongside compulsory sports. It is undergoing a massive reconstruction phase, rebuilding almost all academic buildings. Despite the opinions of many other private school competitors, Landon is a safe space for all.

"Why is that kid wearing a coat and tie?"

"Oh, he goes to Landon School."

by StudiousStudent January 24, 2023

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

Urban Landmine

The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.

Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.

by UrbDickler June 12, 2011

Anthony Landolfi

The type of guy to get his dick stuck in a wrench. He is usually extremely retarded and has many mental problems. He usually sucks at brisk and on some occasions has mild cases of down syndrome. "Very Sad". To spot the rare specimen, he can be found wearing women's clothing with pubes for hair and begging little children for hand jobs. (idek if he has a dick).

Holly crap, did u see anthony landolfi earlier today??
-Yeah, he was acting all wierd!>
Thats a normal day for him!!

by _xXMinecraftXCODXNewbXx_ June 8, 2017

polynesian landmine

After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".

"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"

by PenisChoker69 August 12, 2017

sun_lando

You use this phrase when you quit youtube

He's such a sun_lando

by LIDIEL ROJAS May 9, 2021