lonely boy

Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.

Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off

Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan

Guy 1: exaclty

by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017

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lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation

Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.

by quackenmire February 25, 2009

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lonely fingers

When a tobacco smoker is having a craving and the forefinger and middle finger ache to have a cigarette in between them. When a person has lonely fingers they will often hold a pen or a straw in place of a cigarette.

"Why are you holding your pen that way?"

"Because I have lonely fingers, is it almost break time?"

by SpayseCase December 27, 2014

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Lonely Lisa

Someone though surrounded by dudes is unable to get any action due to her high expections and thus returns to masturbation to get off. Also known as a Dirty Lisa.

Wow Dirty Lisa over at the Brothel is such a Lonely Lisa

by Frïdjon March 11, 2015

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Lonely dragon

Drinking a bottle of Tabasco sauce followed by giving oneself a blowjob and choking on one's own semen so that it is ejected through the nose with a red coloration.

David had blue balls, so he gave himself a lonely dragon with the Tabasco he stole from Chipotle after choir practice.

by Lonely_dragoner March 29, 2015

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