A fat shit that beats his meat and plays video games and does not play sports and smells really bad girls do not like him
by Chris Hendks February 2, 2018

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

One of the world's greatest comedians. He is the world's greatest comedian and if you don't agree, then you have no sense of humor. He makes the funniest jokes and we can all relate to them, well, most of them ;)
guy 1 : "Dewd, i just saw dane cook at the theatre last friday and he was hysterical!!!!"
guy 2: "Louis C.K. is way better.This is why they say don't drink while pregnant"
guy 1: "your retarded. Dane cook rules."
guy 2: "if you had a sense of humor and a brain, which you obviously don't, you'd realize how dumb you sound. Louis C.K. is much better. go away."
guy 2: "Louis C.K. is way better.This is why they say don't drink while pregnant"
guy 1: "your retarded. Dane cook rules."
guy 2: "if you had a sense of humor and a brain, which you obviously don't, you'd realize how dumb you sound. Louis C.K. is much better. go away."
by urb15 February 24, 2009

The one who is always munching carrots while wearing either nerd glasses or kiss-print underwear. The one who can always crack a joke and who SHOUTS THINGS REALLY LOUDLY ALL THE TIME!!!!! The one who says he has received many carrots and who is hoping to get a Lamborghini. The one who doesn't get very many solos but yet has the best voice. The one who sings about "the showers that are British" and who thinks he's Superman. This is Louis Tomlinson.
Friend: *buying a bag of carrots*
Other Friend: Why are you buying carrots?
Friend: To send to Louis Tomlinson!!!
Other Friend: Why are you buying carrots?
Friend: To send to Louis Tomlinson!!!
by thegirlwhogotLoki'dagain December 30, 2012

by Sonny D February 20, 2005

Da guy who invented the Pasteurization process and studied germs and without whom we would not have Rabies Vaccinations. He Pwns.
by Nukemoose October 11, 2006

by neil horen December 29, 2020
