Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH

Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin

by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018

Ground Loot

Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people

“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”

by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024

Loot Drop

Someone who has expensive tactical or camping gear and doesn’t know how to use any of it, the first to get picked off in SHTF, high value easy target. Term borrowed from videogames where specific mobs when defeated drop disproportionately high qualities of loot.

Carl has no training at all, the dude's literally a walking loot drop.

by Chance Paladin June 15, 2025

Loot

The materials, weapons, treasure, and ammo in fortnite

Fornitebeast: “bro look at that loot over there!!”

Battleroyale: “dude there’s a golden scar!! Dibs”

by Yugomex May 31, 2018

Loot Vacuum

Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.

Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

Looting

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

by Footjober February 12, 2025

Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 17, 2023