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Long Duck Dong

by C-DUBYA August 5, 2004
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i won't be long

I won't be long mate,

Hmmm I've heard that before, I think I'll go bang one out
by mitch00uk March 30, 2015
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Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
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Longabear

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.
I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.
by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009
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Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.
"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"
by bratzorf April 18, 2016
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Wei long

The supreme being within the Multiverse, Weilong is Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniscient, above all cosmic powers and abstract entities, even God himself.
by Fatal Force August 13, 2016
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take a long walk off a short pier

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
by mite74 January 5, 2009
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