cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.

“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”

by Bucknasteee November 04, 2020

Liquor Cricket

Everyone knows the liquor cricket type… girls that only chase after bartenders. Whether they work in the service industry themselves or are just bar patrons, there’s always a few liquor crickets posted up at the bar flirting their butt off.

Check out that liquor cricket over there chatting up Brad.

by thatyelpbitch June 12, 2022

Street liquor

Liquor on the street

"look at that fine Street liquor"
"Marvelous"

by EnbyTrash42 March 25, 2022

liquor balls

When you have the courage in a setting to become extra ordinarily intense and say exactly how you feel and allow it to lead your behavior.

I literally walked out of a studio session angry as fuck because I had liquor balls.

by Pretty Girl Nessa August 10, 2019

liquor store warning

A warning for a snowstorm in the midwest that is big enough to make a liquor store trip to stock up on booze to ride out the storm.

Hey John, did you stop off at the liquor store yet? theres a liquor store warning out for our area.

by midwestisbest January 13, 2024

eye liquor

A salty liquid that is produced by the lachrymal gland of the eye during the act of 'crying'.

Her eye liquor tasted salty from memory.

by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005

Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

by The_Sunn May 19, 2017