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closet kicker

a homosexual male that kicks other men in the testicles to hide their gayness. They are also frustrated that their penis size it abnormally small so they feel other men should be the same size they do this by kicking them in the testicles
Johnny kicked me in the balls the other day must be because he's a closet kicker
by rhino-potamous June 23, 2010
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Kicker Band

A kicker band kicks of the show for the headliner
by midnight_rider June 15, 2022
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Kicker

"Oh so he really is Kicker."
by Fluxh April 29, 2021
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Kickerism

Where someone bullies because they are kicker
Qb: You don’t even play football your kicker

Kicker: that’s kickerism
by HippieChicken55 October 16, 2021
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Shit-kicker

Someone who intentionally starts arguments for fun; a contrary person; someone who plays devil's advocate.
"George just said that vaccines cause global warming!"
"Ignore him, he's just a shit-kicker."
by Metaphoricaltigers July 4, 2019
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The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face
Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand
by ekul merlini February 24, 2008
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Kicker

Slang used is sexual intercourse when the woman is getting close to orgasm and the man pulls out of her vagina and puts his penis in her but sending her into a wildly intense orgasm.
Jane was enjoying her man and then the kicker sent her over the top
by Let's go Brandon November 12, 2021
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