Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.

Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.

by Ryan August 13, 2004

kennede

kennede is a girl that every guy would like even any guy named steven. She is like a queen she has every much knowledge. Lastly she is a pulp kind of girl trust me u would like her for sure. LOL!

That pulp girl named kennede is three cute I think I want her.

by Juicymama123.LOL December 1, 2016

Kennedy

Kennedy, She is a beautiful girl, she's intelligent. loving. caring, and the nicest person you will ever meet. She can be mean at times but that's because she either loves to play around with you or she wants you to be her man. Kennedys can make a perfect match for an Adam and the same way around. Kennedys have nice curves and a nice body, they will probably complain about being fat but everyone tells her she's not. If you even get a chance when you think a Kennedy likes you confront her and if you like her tell her if you get a chance to date a Kennedy never let her go, If she really wants to stay with you she will be an amazing girlfriend. Never let a Kennedy go!

Example 1
Jordyn: My bffs name is Kennedy I love her!!
Girl: I'm so jealous I would kill to have a Kennedy bff!

Example 2
Adam: My girlfriend is the best.
Boy: Whats her name?
Adam: Her name is Kennedy she is the best!
Boy: I would kill to be you right now!!

Example 3
Guy: Look at Kennedy's butt it's so nice!
Adam: Dude that's my girlfriend.
Guy: But don't you agree?
Adam: Ya.

by Kay11Kay11 May 9, 2018

Kenedy

A small town in Texas. The guys think there tough but dont know there girlfriends getting straight doggy fucked , by surrounding town guys. Hoe just runs thru girls blood here and the high school cant win a football game to save there life.

Hey wanna visit kenedy , leave before u get a disease.

by Fake user 11 February 26, 2019

Kennedy

Kennedy is a loud but funny person. Once you get to know her you'll realize you have a lot in common with her. She can get annoying sometimes but - there is no but. She is tall, pretty, smart..sometimes, and very open. The fits be fye to sometimes. Her cookies smack too tho. And AYO that ass.

Guys, have you seen Kennedy because that ass is fattt
Kennedy be simpin

by shawtybae123 February 2, 2021

Kenned

Usually a household item or especially something that can be GOT AT, that has been broken, smashed, destroyed, stuffed, completely wrecked, FUBAR, all at the same time - but even worse.

Ken:'My computer's broken again!'

Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'

Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'

by Leovinus October 23, 2017

Dirty kennedy

A sexy blonde women ,with huge tits and a small ass ,definitely a milf when she is older,I recommend dating a dirty Kennedy.

I hope this dirty Kennedy will marry me.

by Jessysjom June 21, 2021