Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012

Keithed

The act of stealing someone else's property, style, persona, or anything you called dibs on first.

Playing halo: "he just Keithed my kill!"
I was about to pull into that parking space, and that guy sped in front of me and keithed it!!

by Briianadon November 1, 2013

Keith Maple

Weed Term. The act of rolling a joint and dipping it in some maple syrup (excluding the roach) only a thin coat and then dabbing the joint in keith until it is covered. When you then smoke it it tastes of maple syrup while still fucking you up.

Yo jay wanna go for a keith maple after school tommorow?

by BlaxBro April 19, 2018

Keithroy

Some kid that likes minecraft and is loud as fuck.

Keith: mY mOm wOnt lEt me Play mInecrAft

Kylie: Wow you are such a Keithroy!

by DepressionVagHole May 24, 2018

keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head

Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne

by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019

Keithism

The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.

Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what

by KeithLikesHippos May 2, 2019

Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.

When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"

by janda2020 September 6, 2020