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King Kenneth

Taking such a huge dump that it piles up above the water line...almost shaped like King Kenneth sitting on a throne.
Jake: Taking that King Kenneth after 3 days of no-go was the best feelin' in the world!!!!

John: No kidding, I know how you feel! Let's go to da buffet now for another round!
by AK10 May 22, 2014
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Kennett

Located in the middle of friggin nowhere. Full of illegal mexicans who work at the mushroom farms who in 2 years are going to have to leave because they are gonna tear them all down. At the schools when you are jumped by a mexican you're jumped by 20 so it is 20 on 1. They claim we are diverse but they only say that because there are more mexicans here than in mexico. 80% of the kids have no lives and rumors spread faster than anything in kennett. Conservative people can't seem to explain themselves when it comes to politics and it seems like they don't even watch the news. The rest of us sane people support the unionville-kennett rivalry when it comes to sports but don't seem to want to jump the nice kids who live down the street, call us crazy. 75% of the people in my class are not going to graduate because they spend every class period inside the bathrooms. This place is hell and I wish the kids at unionville would shut the hell up about how that place sucks because at kennett you can't even get a decent education because they only care about the mexicans because those are the only ones stopping us from making AYP every year. At least the kids at unionville have great sports teams and can have teachers focus on the honor/AP students. Even with a 4.0 at kennett you can't get into Stanford

Yes this is coming from a kennett student/resident
Unionville kid: I wish I was a kennett
Kennett Kid: Shut the hell up you are going to UPenn with a 3.2
by kennettloser December 24, 2008
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Kenneth

A Kenneth is a homosexual who likes to creep on little boys.
Did you here about that Kenneth in the preschool
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A sexy ass Asian that will EAT YOUR DOG whenever and has a huge penis as an Asian. He is smart but lazy and can pick up any girl if he wanted to.
Kenneth is amazing
by Hermi herms May 14, 2019
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Dirty Kenneth

after a good bukkake session the males involved take shits on the females chest
damn after that bukkake session i really had to take a shit so we turned in into a dirty kenneth
by katkins December 14, 2008
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Christopher Kenneth Isley

This guy has a big dick and you should always try to get with him
Wow , thats nothing compared to a Christopher Kenneth Isley dick
by Thatguyyyyyyudontknow October 27, 2017
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