Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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A sexy man beast. Has a huge penis. Most of his friends are semi hot. All of them have gay ass hair. He can beat the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey man you should go talk to that girl.
Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.
Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.
Person 2: Nah man I saw a Vinny Keeler there first.
Person 1: Damn that guy would fuck you up.
by Jcole123456 January 15, 2017
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Bro, she's a gape keeper. You know she told everyone that I got AIDS, Gonorrhea and crabs from Mellisa's hairy asshole. And she won't even admit it was her!!!
by Peeeny October 14, 2019
Get the gape keeper mug.a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure
*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"
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